Saturday, May 20, 2006
The Sub-Species
Every sensible person knows that cats are troublesome animals. but this proves it beyond reasonable doubt. A dentist in Washington has lost his practicing license because of poor sanitation conditions in his examination room. The state Department of Health started the investigation early last year after receiving complaints against Dr. Henry Kolsrud from his employees and clients.
According to their findings, he did not sterilize dental instruments properly between use and did not train his staff adequately. Furthermore, he allowed a cat (eek!) to roam throughout the dental office, and he kept cat food in a refrigerator next to dental supplies. And finally he scooped up cat poop and vomit with the same spatula he normally used to mix dental paste. Last May the state stopped his contract to provide medical care to low-income patients, and in December they charged him with professional misconduct. Two months ago, the 82-year-old dentist agreed to surrender his license and retire after more than 50 years of dentistry practice.
So there you have it. Cats are ugly, evil things. They are dangerous to your health, and bad for your career. And if you think that dog breath stinks, just ask one of the doctor's patients. They are still gargling with Listerine every day, trying to get that feline taste out of their mouth.
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Ewwww. What degree did he have, and how could he even get 50 years of practice before they stopped him?
So, if he's been practicing for 50 years, that means he got his degree when Truman was in office. That explains everything. Darn Truman.
Connecticut,
They had to fill out 59 forms first.
John,
Truman would have nuked that dentist office.
Raisa,
Eek is right. Cats are evil, and this was further proof.
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They had to fill out 59 forms first.
John,
Truman would have nuked that dentist office.
Raisa,
Eek is right. Cats are evil, and this was further proof.
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