Saturday, March 04, 2006
The Usual SuspectsPolice in West Bend, Wisconsin, are searching for criminals who made off with about $26,000 worth of beer from a delivery truck two weeks ago. The thieves drove away a semi trailer loaded with beer parked at a distributor lot around February 17, and returned the empty truck four days later. According to company inventory, the loot included 384 24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft cans, 560 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce bottles, 980 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce cans and 40 24-packs of Miller Light 16-ounce plastic bottles. This must be the honest, Midwest kind of criminals that care about only the beer and not the truck.
The sheriff department is aggressively investigating in order to prevent the biggest party ever held in Wisconsin. They know they will have a bad case of law and order if a nasty argument of tastes great-less filling were to erupt among temperamental cheeseheads. By using time-tested crime-solving procedures, police started focusing on a short list which initially included the 9,574 male residents of the small town, minus kids less than seven years old. By further narrowing down to people who drink cheap tasteless beer, they now have only 8,992 suspects left to pursue. If they haven't caught the criminals by next week, their plan is to bring in search dogs. I have volunteered just in case. Burp...
- posted by Woofwoof @ 10:22 AM
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I am offended. Men are not the only ones who drink beer. Although we mostly don't drink Miller.
# posted by 
: 05 March, 2006 10:56
: 05 March, 2006 10:56
Raisa,
Dogs are dogs. As long as you talk woof, they don't care what nationality. Come on over.
Connecticut,
And here I thought women have better taste.
John,
I'd say MGD is not even beer. It even comes in plastic bottles. Yuck.
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Dogs are dogs. As long as you talk woof, they don't care what nationality. Come on over.
Connecticut,
And here I thought women have better taste.
John,
I'd say MGD is not even beer. It even comes in plastic bottles. Yuck.
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