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Sunday, December 25, 2005

A Christmas Haiku

Warm rainy like fall
Snow flakes none I see
Is it Christmas already?

Big turkey in oven
Four hundred slow roasting
Hungry just watching

Taco Bell dollar sale
Chicken beef same low price
Faster than turkey I can tell

Crackers with goat cheese
Pumpkin or apple pie?
Another Pinot then decide

Tree up week ago
Perfect for a dog pee

Bright lights and warm glow

Wrapped presents stacked high
Chewy bone mine mine mine
But sled I want did not find

Merry Day to you all
No matter naughty or nice
I hope you got love (and no ties)

- posted by Woofwoof @ 4:05 AM

Comments:

Stick with the turkey and skip Taco Bell. Bad enough for any day, but definitely not Christmas. Never had goat cheese before. Now you got me curious. Merry Christmas.

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Anonymous : 25 December, 2005 10:09

Wishing you all the best during these holidays. You give us a lot of enjoyment through this blog.

# posted by

Anonymous : 25 December, 2005 15:05

Like your haiku. Hope you have a merry xmas.

# posted by

Anonymous : 25 December, 2005 17:31

Everyone,
Thank you. Wishing you all happiness and health. The turkey was delicious. We'll save the tacos for another day, maybe New Year's.

# posted by

Woofwoof : 26 December, 2005 08:39

See, now when I haiku, I just count syllables. These are nice!

# posted by

John : 28 December, 2005 12:22

It's hard to get the right number of syllables and rhyme at the same time. I have a newfound respect for Johnnie Cochran and Jesse Jackson (OK, not really).

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