Saturday, October 29, 2005
Stupid catsLast week in Shizuoka, Japan, Akira Yano swerved his car to avoid hitting a cat that suddenly darted into the street. The vehicle slammed into of 37 kindergarten children and 10 adult teachers and supervisors. Thirty of the children and one adult were injured, five of them seriously. The group was walking along a two-lane road on their way to a museum of art right after 1 pm. The driver has been arrested on charges of negligence.
That once again proves that cats are mutation accidents and dumb, evil, terrorist creatures that deserve no mercy. Police should have charged the driver with bad thinking and bad decisions instead. When facing a choice of hitting 47 people or hitting one cat, he should have run over the cat, over and over again 47 times if necessary.
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- posted by Woofwoof @ 6:25 AM
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Yeah. Cats.
The Boy wants one. I think, though, my dogs would like that, too. I think they'd think it tasty.
The Boy wants one. I think, though, my dogs would like that, too. I think they'd think it tasty.
I am a cat lover but that story is hilarious. Dodging a cat and hitting a bunch of kids, now that's real smart.
# posted by 
: 29 October, 2005 17:39
: 29 October, 2005 17:39
John,
You'd have to remind the dogs not to play with their food.
Anon and CT,
Cats are dumb. It's indisputable. Especially compared to us dogs.
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You'd have to remind the dogs not to play with their food.
Anon and CT,
Cats are dumb. It's indisputable. Especially compared to us dogs.
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